Arsenal's Wilshere to step into Politics

Jack Wilshere will step into politics once his legs are broken this season. Arsenal's young upstart has raced into contention for a starting place in the England team and many believe he could be leading the country on and off the field sooner rather than later.

After seeing Aaron Ramsey bored off his tits for the past couple of months, Jack has decided to venture into the political world once he gets a serious injury. It normally takes players 6-12 months to recover from tackles made by the lower teams in the league and then there's the niggling injuries which follow. If this was to coincide with Jennette Arnold (Islington's representative in the London Assembly) resigning, Wilshere has assured his potential constituents that he will be involved.