Players used to love Arsenal a lot more

Arsenal legend David Rocastle loved Arsenal so much that he subconsciously played rubbish once he left the Gunners in 1992. After winning two league championships with Arsenal he just couldn't produce the performances he was known for at Leeds United, Manchester City and Chelsea on a consistent basis.

He will always be fondly remembered as one of the best players to grace the English game but, perhaps accidently, only during his time at Arsenal. It's commonly believed that Eddie McGoldrick, subconsciously, did the complete opposite.

Arsenal's Wilshere to step into Politics

Jack Wilshere will step into politics once his legs are broken this season. Arsenal's young upstart has raced into contention for a starting place in the England team and many believe he could be leading the country on and off the field sooner rather than later.

After seeing Aaron Ramsey bored off his tits for the past couple of months, Jack has decided to venture into the political world once he gets a serious injury. It normally takes players 6-12 months to recover from tackles made by the lower teams in the league and then there's the niggling injuries which follow. If this was to coincide with Jennette Arnold (Islington's representative in the London Assembly) resigning, Wilshere has assured his potential constituents that he will be involved.

African Prince To Invest Millions In Arsenal

Many Arsenal supporters are wondering why cash strapped crisis club Liverpool are still able to splash the cash, whilst measly Arséne Wenger would not pay more than 2 million for a decent goalkeeper.

It has been revealed that Arsenal's recent profits have been held back from Arséne's transfer kitty and wisely invested with an African prince, presumed to be a close friend of Emmanuel "Tinkerbell" Eboué.

The prince has promised the club millions if the club was happy to pay the fund's transfer fees. Arsenal has sent their bank details and the funds to the prince, so hopefully by the next transfer window Arséne will have war chest to play with.

Arsenal's former vice-chairman David Dein

David Dein, the former vice-chairman of Arsenal Football Club, had a grandfather named Dean. Dean was also the godfather to Gary and Phil Neville's father, Neville.

Hence, Dean Dein was godfather to Neville Neville.

Arsenal's French disconnection

Arsenal Football Club have long been known for their French connection since the appointment of Arsène Wenger. But Arsenal's manager has never seen the sequel to the similarly named film.

French Connection II is known as one of the few critically acclaimed sequels in film history but Pat Rice only recommended the film to Arsène recently. It is commonly believed that Arsène watched the first instalment of the franchise on film4 about 2 months ago, under the impression it was about Arsenal's double winning side in 97/98 and it isn't.